Well, it was bound to happen. Sooner or later, someone was going to take me to task for the Stan and Gus stories (if nothing else) and now they have. I'm getting a solid ass-kicking for my transgressions over on a LiveJournal community called Weeping Cock (this is what it sounds like when penises cry).
But I don't mind. Nobody should be allowed to get away with the line: "Yes. Yesss. Fuck me with it, Gus. Fuck me with the honeycomb! I’m a bumblebee!" I'll take my punishment like the Kevin Smith-obsessed slash perv I am. It's worth it. Especially when, in the midst of all the well-deserved ire, comes a gem such as this:
Indiana Jones and the Molten Core of Stan's Ass, coming to a cinema near you.
Oh, thank you, thank you skew_whiff, for your comment and your original post. You rock.
Now, if I can just get someone to design a book cover for me for that title. (Nix?) It's a perfect Stan and Gus story. It demands to be written!
It's about time someone took you to task! Repent!
Posted by: St. Michael | April 20, 2009 at 08:04 AM
That's what you get for leaving the UWG! We would =never= have let you get away with that.
Posted by: Steven Harper Piziks | April 18, 2009 at 11:54 AM
I saw that weepingcock post and felt rather bad to see it there because the person who posted it obviously didn't get that the Stan & Gus stories are *supposed* to be corny like that. It's part of the fun of the series that they get into crazy situations and do/say oddball things. It's what they're all about. Obviously the commenters have never even read the stories, and thus have even less clue.
Alas, but no publicity is bad publicity, right? :-P
- Addison, a big fan of Stan & Gus
Posted by: Addison Albright | April 17, 2009 at 03:19 PM